I requested final week about uncommon workplace traditions you’ve seen or skilled, and listed here are 15 of my favorites you shared.
1. The PB&J celebration
We as soon as had a coworker who was a younger, single man proper out of school and dwelling on his personal for the primary time. He all the time forgot to purchase groceries, so he would convey actually random issues for lunch on daily basis (in the future he introduced a jar of spaghetti sauce.) One in every of my coworkers introduced him a loaf of bread and jars of peanut butter and jelly for Christmas in order that he might make himself sandwiches.
Thus, the PB&J celebration was born. That was nearly 10 years in the past, however now proper earlier than Christmas, all of us get collectively, reserve a room and everybody brings one thing. We now have had fancy peanut butters, home made jams and breads, and numerous different spreads and totally different foods-and all of us sit round and eat PB&J.
2. The goat shrine
We had a goat shrine. It was simply this little alcove with a couple of photos of goats and within the heart was a bit of toy goat statue that may scream if you pushed down on it. Every time somebody achieved one thing or accomplished a troublesome job they might hit the goat and we’d all cheer for them. New hires would hit the goat after they obtained out of coaching and obtained their first actual work assignments.
3. The plant cuttings
One in every of our large departments has a convention the place when an worker retires, they reward her (it’s largely girls) a plant pot with cuttings from the entire workplace crops in that division.
4. The puffed deal with
My crew acquired 2 baggage of a extremely coveted puffed deal with one yr. We obtained via about 1.5 baggage earlier than both curiosity was misplaced or politeness took over and the final bit was by no means completed. No one might bear to throw it away although so in the future one of many crew hid it at somebody’s desk. This started a multi-year custom of passing the puffcorn. We competed to have the perfect, sneakiest, funniest methods to cover it or cross it.
Memorable moments included:
Somebody slipping it right into a crew member’s coat sleeve at a crew lunch
Having it mailed to my home throughout covid
Sneaking into the workplace after I was presupposed to be off to tape it underneath my co-worker’s desk
It lived for years, survived covid and solely died when my crew cut up for different ventures.
5. The 8 Weeks of Doom
At my outdated job in public training, my workplace mate invented the idea of the 8 Weeks of Doom. This was outlined because the interval between New Yr’s and Spring Break the place it was darkish and grey, there have been few holidays, and everybody’s seasonal despair hit an all-time excessive.
To fight the 8 Weeks of Doom, she began a convention of constructing me a Doom Calendar, which is an creation calendar however for preventing the Doom. She’d embrace small fidgets, snacks, stickers, and enjoyable tea, which I’d open at any time when the Doom felt very excessive on a specific day. Finally this was a standing custom of us making one another Doom Calendars, and the idea unfold to our entire division. We’d ultimately simply begin our division conferences checking in about how everybody was managing the Doom, and did anybody need to open a Doom Calendar door for a fast decide me up?
Although we’re not longer workplace mates, I nonetheless alternate a Doom Calendar with this pal yearly anyway. It actually does assist with the Doom!
6. The welcome again
At my internship, on any worker’s first day again from parental go away, they’d be greeted with a full unfold of pastries and different treats lovingly ready by the employees on the on-site cafe for the complete workplace to share. Anybody who might get away from their desks, even for only a few minutes, would pop by to want the brand new guardian nicely.
7. The mountain climbing coupons
After I labored for a nationwide park as a interpreter (tour information), if we did a very good job that day (helped out in a difficult scenario, actually rocked a program or one thing), our boss would give us what she known as a “Take a Hike” coupon, which was good for one hour of mountain climbing time on work time. (We’d give it again to “redeem” the coupon once we scheduled a time with our boss to go mountain climbing.) We have been the proper viewers for that and the boss often discovered a motive to present every of us two or three a season.
8. Wacky Fruit Wednesdays
At first of this yr, I spotted that I dreaded Wednesdays particularly (I’m in workplace Monday/Wednesday/Thursday), so I began bringing in fruit I had by no means tried earlier than from the grocery retailer to share with my crew. This morphed into Wacky Fruit Wednesdays, the place my crew and folks seated close to us discuss something apart from work for half-hour and take a look at new meals.
We’ve tried over 100 fruits at this level, and folks have introduced in numerous issues like scorching sauce and pickles. We pivoted to a paper airplane contest for Ramadan, and it was a blast. This week we tried the miracleberries that convert bitter into candy and ate plain limes. It’s change into the spotlight of our workweek.
9. The deal with log
Again once we had an workplace, there was a deal with desk the place of us would usher in baked items to share. We’d write what was introduced, because it was usually home made. Of us would often simply tape a sheet on the desk with the outline scrawled on it. As soon as, somebody left the sheet behind so the following time treats got here, the earlier line on the paper was scratched out, and a brand new description obtained added to the identical sheet.
After we ran out of area on that web page, a second sheet was taped to the underside of the primary one. Finally, the taped sheets hit the ground.
The subsequent time treats confirmed up, somebody had folded up the three pages of deal with descriptions, written ‘treats.tar.gz’ on it, and taped to the desk subsequent to a brand new sheet. We faithfully saved rotating treats.log from then on!
10. The unicorns
My earlier firm took laptop safety very severely and it was a giant deal to lock your laptop if you have been away from it. When you didn’t, you’ll ship out an e-mail to your crew that claims “I really like unicorns!” and everybody would know your disgrace. If it was taking place to you repeatedly your supervisor may speak with you about it since you’re making a behavior of leaving your laptop unlocked.
Then I switched to a safety crew and issues obtained a lot sillier. As a result of we take safety so severely, when you get unicorned twice inside a short while your e-mail would say that you just’re bringing baked items subsequent week. Then we switched to our crew ALWAYS owing a snack to the crew when you get unicorned. We had a unicorn goblet that lived in your desk till you introduced in carbs for the crew.
We needed to make guidelines about what counts — when you have been nonetheless within the space of your desk (open plan), between your desk and the door, it didn’t depend until any person might go to the realm subsequent door, get the unicorn masks, put it on, sit at your desk and ship an e-mail with out you noticing. This was to show you wouldn’t discover a stranger coming in and utilizing your laptop. This train was finished efficiently a pair occasions!
I used to be infamous for “badge unicorning” — you’re not allowed to depart your badge sitting round both, and your badge could possibly be used to scan paperwork and e-mail them ‘from’ you. So I had a unicorn image I’d scan and ship to the crew when you left your badge at your desk.
11. The flamboyant garlic
We now have some form of relationship (I’m fuzzy on the main points) with some form of co-op or charity that grows and sells garlic. There was once an annual sale for the employees, however I suppose our management crew determined it was higher to simply purchase it in bulk, so periodically we every get hand-delivered fancy baggage of garlic by administration.
12. The rubber geese
After I was an EA, I used to discretely put one in every of two little rubber geese on prime of my monitor to point the CEO’s temper that day.
I had a low-wall dice in the course of the open space surrounded by exec places of work. The librarian duck (studying a e book) meant, “Shhh … perhaps not as we speak” and the jazzercize duck (sporting an 80s observe jacket) meant, “We’re up and operating and getting issues finished! Be happy to method.” The opposite members of the C-suite beloved it.
13. The breakfast burritos
For years, I labored in a really unusual workplace with numerous very unusual traditions, however one of many oddest was the inexplicable fervor over Breakfast Burrito Day.
So my workplace was positioned within the basement of the constructing, and the foyer space had this little shoppette. Basically a gasoline station comfort retailer with out the accompanying gasoline station. Each Thursday, the proprietor of the shoppette used to herald home made breakfast burritos to promote. The EXCITEMENT over these breakfast burritos can’t be overstated. Individuals went loopy for these breakfast burritos. Chatter about their arrival would start days upfront. By Wednesday afternoon, many harried work discussions would invariably result in somebody reassuring whomever they have been speaking to that “no less than tomorrow is Breakfast Burrito Day!” Come Thursday morning, the will for burritos would attain a fever pitch. Individuals would ship envoys as much as the shoppette in 15-minute intervals to scope out whether or not the burritos had arrived but. As soon as phrase was acquired that the burritos have been there, individuals would collect across the entrance desk and fairly actually swarm upstairs to acquire burritos. One time, a gaggle of roughly 20 individuals began a breakfast burrito conga line that cha-cha’d its means all the way in which as much as the shoppette. After shopping for the burritos, individuals would return to the basement like Olympians returning with gold medals.
I partook in Breakfast Burrito Day as soon as with one in every of my buddies. The conga line was what offered us; we simply needed to strive these seemingly life-changing burritos! And reader, I must make it clear to you the way completely horrible these breakfast burritos have been. They have been actually, actually dangerous! They have been soggy and slimy and bland! We each really threw most of our burritos away. Not value any of the hype, not to mention a devoted conga line!
And YET. Breakfast Burrito Day was and remained a weekly beacon of sunshine for lots of the basement dwellers (a lot to my bewilderment).
14. The pranks
In Engineering they began taking part in pranks on individuals who have been out for any size of time — when one of many managers took a couple of weeks off to refinish his basement, they constructed him a basement in his workplace (mainly a loft) however the fireplace marshal made them take it down. They arrange a magnificence salon for one more supervisor when he was out for surgical procedure. When the director of QA was abroad getting a brand new acquisition built-in in, they constructed him a deck outdoors his workplace which had an inner window searching at the remainder of the QA division. There was a mural on the wall, and crops, and a water function.
15. The emotional help chickens
We now have emotional help rubber chickens! If one calls out for assist, one other responds.
This began with one in every division that mysteriously confirmed up one morning. My workplace is locked for compliance after I’m not in it, so my hen was tucked into my inbox, however most individuals discovered their hen tucked onto their desk amongst their belongings prefer it settled in by itself.
One long-time beloved coworker ended up transferring out of state (however he continued to work very half time for a couple of month after the transfer, so he remained in Slack) and one time, he posted a video of somebody utilizing rubber chickens to recreate Complete Eclipse of the Coronary heart. This prompted somebody to ship a clip of their hen honking. Somebody took a photograph of their hen in entrance of their display with the clip seen in Slack within the background. After which another person took a photograph of their hen with that hen within the background. This progressed with dozens of hen photographs.
By the top of that week, each single individual with a desk had a hen.
We do month-to-month worker appreciation catered lunches and through one, somebody introduced in an enormous, elaborate hen cage with a number of ranges and put two rubber chickens in it.
After we’re having A Day, we’ll honk our hen and any hen that may hear will honk again (emotional help chickens, bear in mind?) and typically this results in a refrain of chickens simply shrieking their frustration.
Not too long ago, I noticed a tiny rubber hen keychain that squeaks if you squeeze it, so evidently, myself and my accomplice (who’s endlessly amused by the workplace chickens) now have tiny chickens that we honk at one another.


